We’ve had step counters, sleep monitors and all-singing fitness recorders, now the latest in our creeping obsession with cold hard data is the sex app
The new Spreadsheets app records the finer details of your sex life monitoring how often you;re doing it and even thrust number and duration.
The microphone even records how much noise is made (phase two: they’ll be getting an expert to analyse which moans sound like genuine orgasms and which don’t and delivering them to your husband’s smartphone – just kidding).
It doesn’t play back the video or audio – funny that, but imagine the TV possibilities if they could? – but it encourages users to share data with doctors if trying to get pregnant and friends – yah, what?
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